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TOP TEN TED KENNEDY CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
10. "I PROMISE I'LL KEEP MY PANTS ON"
9. "TWO MILLION BUDWEISERS CAN'T BE WRONG"
8. "VOTE FOR ME, THE GIANT RED-FACED GUY!"
7. "I DO MORE IN ONE HAPPY HOUR THAN MOST SENATORS DO ALL
DAY"
6. "NO WORSE THAN MARION BARRY!"
5. "CRIME? POLLUTION? THE DEFICIT? WHO CARES? PASS THE BEER
NUTS, MONTY!"
4. "SIT BACK AND WATCH WHISKEY-BOY DO HIS STUFF"
3. "HE STILL FITS THROUGH THE SENATE DOOR; SO VOTE FOR TED IN
'94!"
2. "ARE YOU BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE FOUR BEERS AGO?"
1. "PAAARTY!"
Letterman, Thursday, October 13, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994